My credit score went up 26 points since last month.
I’d like to give a shout out to everyone who didn’t believe in me! Fuck you! I hope I made you sick today!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d like to give a shout out to Seagram’s Gin, ‘cause I drink it and they pay for it.
10:11 pm • 1 September 2014 • 49 notes
Cool remix of Al Gore and Monica Lewinsky doin’ the Macrena in Hell dot Peng!, fuckers.
8:38 pm • 1 September 2014 • 356 notes
his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.
I’ve been staring at this for a long time and I keep getting angrier and just think about how great it would be if someone would have run up and smashed him in the face with a bat.
to be lilith faire we’d probably pick the pepper spray a bunch of collage kids option. where’s are 69 grand
3:45 pm • 29 August 2014 • 127,385 notes
Magnificent Online Dad Face in this gif.
Click is abundant, and LOL value.
2:32 pm • 22 August 2014 • 1,835 notes
Killer Mike on CNN
Killer Mike is number one on my list of famous people I wish I was friends with.
8:51 pm • 20 August 2014 • 1,444 notes
Soulja Boy I beseech u man please dead this ice bucket challenge by pouring a bucket of diamonds on your head souljaboytellem
9:28 pm • 18 August 2014 • 6 notes