our terrible dystopian present
Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment.
What a ridiculous place we live in
Kevin, you’re such a disease.
Today is going really great
Have you tried sucking…on the internet?
boy are we a bunch of shit. literally all of us.
Next time, maybe try writing a thankpiece instead.
Meanwhile the rest of the world is like “LOL look at how sad the spoiled, entitled, overly-militarized, drone-trigger-happy jerkwads are, LOL LOL LOL suckas”
Self-loathing is the only way to sports.
The weekend is off to its official start. #budheavyamericacans
Ain’t telling us anything we don’t already know, but gaaaahhhhhhhhh keep me away from those fuckin things