According to a new study sponsored by NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, we only have a few decades left before everything we know and hold dear collapses.
Oh, thank goodness. *shreds bills*
Gonna start hoarding gas, Mad Max style.
Sorry about that kids, but my 1976 Dodge Coronet and those 10,000 plastic take-out forks I used were totally worth it.
Overjoyed that NASA invented Brooklyn being affordable again
We’re not going back to Chicago
Road trip Four Loko from some gas station just across the Florida line
go loko bro
When city folks hate on people from the suburbs for being fascinated with the city I want to throw up all over the doormat of your walk-up